So I know it’s been forever and a day since the last time I posted anything on here, but I need to vent.
I’m rewatching The Umbrella Academy for like the fifth time and something is bothering me.
Why doesn’t Five have a name?
Sure you could argue that he left before everyone was named, but the very first episode has a flashback with all the kids and Mom calls Allison by name.
So I need a reason for why he doesn’t have one.
herbartwest:
I’m kinda happy Jay might still be alive, he deserved better.
This is literally all I’ve been thinking about since the announcement. I don’t care about anything else, except that Jay is possibly alive. What has he been doing?
Besides slowly bleeding to death from a gut shot. Because those are the worst.
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jadeeyes1:
ripleyandweeds:
bombing:
kohtaseiko:
bombing:
and another thing. simbas uncle just happened to have a scar and be named scar? bullshit
He chose to be called Scar after he got the scar… ._. please read up on The lion king before saying anything about it.
i’d rather die than read up on something before i make uneducated comments about it so either his name was always scar or you break into my house and snap my fucking neck it’s your call
this post is hilarious bc i’m pretty sure scar’s name before he got the scar was swahili for ‘garbage’ or something.
i’d rather be called ‘scar’ than ‘garbage’
Maybe one of you Disneyphiles can tell me: how did he get the scar? Did he give it to himself to look more badass?
I can answer this. Okay, Taka (Scar pre-scar) was upset that he was being passed over on becoming king. So he gets a water buffalo all mad and tries to get him to fight Mufasa, but Mufasa gets out of the fight with the help of Rafiki. So angry buffalo is still angry and starts a fight with Taka. After taking a nasty horn in the eye, Taka is knocked unconscious. He is rescued by his dad. When he wakes, he sees the scar and decides to rename himself Scar as a reminder of his mistake.
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Why must you force me to PvP to get through to the next level? I don’t want to fight other people. I just want to see all the characters in different outfits.
You’re a gluten for punishment.
My new favorite mixed up turn of phrase.